We are what we continually do..
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now.
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me..
Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them..
What you are alone is what you are..
I do consider myself as being French, I suppose..
I love a woman who can out-eat me..
I'd rather make music than tour..
Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.
You see what you expect to see, Severus..
One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian is someone who can stand up in front of an audience and ….
Do I feel famous? I feel more famous than I did 10 years ago, absolutely..
I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..
There is only one thing Donald Trump is interested in, and that's Donald Trump..
I'm pretty confident..
Dance like nobody's watching..
At the U.S. Open, you're going to make bogeys..
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay ….
Being a successful person is not necessarily defined by what you have achieved, but by what you have overcome..
Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?.
Marriage has just never interested me..