The great god Pan is dead..
Read, read, read, read and then read some more..
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain..
Experience is of particulars only..
Don't just count your days, make your days count..
Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person ….
I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends..
You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you..
How can you hide from what never goes away?.
Off with the old and on with the new and never a second's thought between..
You're constantly guided by the last thing you made..
You have to make the rules, not follow them.
A change imposed is a change opposed..
When you decide something's right, there's nothing that can stop you from doing it..
He who seeks, finds, and who knocks, will be let in..
I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..
Watching something is nothing like doing it..
Nobody ever sees me. Thank you..
I'm more confident now than I've ever been. As you get older, you have to be..
When I loved it, I loved it. It was nothing better..
I purge compulsively. I'm constantly shedding things..