Never have so many been manipulated so much by so few..

No one can get to the Right of me..

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned..

How I like to be liked, and what I do to be liked!.

When someone's an actor and you're an actor, you meet them and you feel like you know them. We're in the same business, and we all speak the same com….

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been..

When I eat better, I perform better..

Nothing that can be, can come between me and the full prospect of my hopes..

The more music you love, the happier you will be..

The future is not something to be predicted, it's something to be achieved..

It is in your nature to destroy yourselves..

Studying the behavior of large whales has been likened to astronomy. The observer glimpses his subjects, often at long range; he cannot do experiment….

Most comedy is not very ambitious. You probably can't name more than a handful of comedies that would qualify for Best Picture..

Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes..

I do date quite frequently..

I'm happy to talk to anybody about anything..

Everything good I've ever gotten in life, I only got because I gave something else up..

Presents, I often say, endear absents..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

I've always thought that comedy was just another dramatic expression..

Most of us are better when things go better..