I only eat things that you don't have to kill..

Every experience is worth having..

I make my relationships at work..

Allow yourself to see what you don’t allow yourself to see..

My Peace I leave with you.

I love the dead... Frequently..

I don't like closed systems..

Everyone has a price..

It is not what you have on you, but what you have in you..

I'm no George Brett, and I probably never will be..

I made so many recordings with junky mics and crappy mixing consoles, you have to use what your tools are and in some ways that's been inspirational..

Most comedy comes out of misery..

When things are really painful, I turn it into comedy..

The right relationship won't distract you from God. It will bring you closer to Him..

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny..

Life was good, one had only to live it..

Comedy is quite difficult, you have to be able to have fun and portray that sense of fun to the audience watching you..

I'm unfortunately very verbose too often..

I'm just an enormous British comedy fan..

I could only destroy to build..

Semper Dowland semper dolens..