The movies I like are always movies where cinema is reinvented like if it was the beginning of cinema..

I have seen myself backward..

The surest sign of fitness is success..

When I practiced, I practiced to get it right..

I never have broken up in comedy, ever. There's something about me that I just don't break on camera - maybe because I'm just so cheap, and I know ho….

Where you stop is where you stop. There is always more of God..

You all have the potential to be what you wanna be..

There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

The something of somewhere is mostly just the nothing of nowhere..

When we open ourselves you yourself to me and I myself to you, when we submerge you into me and I into you when we vanish into me you and into you I ….

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

We must engage in a whole-of-government approach to combat Russian active measures..

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke..

Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail..

I've always thought that less was a lot more..

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential..

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice..

The faith that I love the best, says God, is hope..

Nothing exists but him..

A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more..