By nature, I am a materialist... It is exactly these impingements upon our sense of touch and so forth that I'm interested in..

And yet, she knew she could be..

I'm nothing, I'm not even here.

I don't seek, I find..

I've mellowed quite quickly..

I recreate myself; that is my only power..

David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show..

When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy. All she said was 'Oh maybe it's better if you just ….

There is a point in portraying surface vulgarity where tragedy and comedy are very close..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more..

There's always something to talk about..

I was gung-ho, no question about that..

She was the only woman he was afraid he would beg for..