The Price Is Right can really get me going..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear..

What you see is so much less than what you get..

It is always dullest before the yawn..

We are the playthings of the gods..

Time is what the depressed and panicked lack..

Be fruitful, and multiply..

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena..

Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands..

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut..

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night..

I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it..

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is..

I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves..

Things always work according to their nature..

Freedom always comes with a price..

When we are wholly His we will be more ourselves than ever..

The superman exists and he's American..

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

I've always approached screenplays and so forth with, "How would it really happen?" Not "What's the movie version?" but "What's the real-life version….