I thought, "I don't want to be the only unfunny guy in this movie. I really would like to be somehow involved in the comedy if I'm going to do it.".

Comedy comes from confusion..

I’m worse at what I do best..

All in all is all we are..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

Why aren't you afraid of me? I've seen my death, and you're not it..

I just create, that's what I do..

We often do not see what we do not expect to see..

Relationships are now off-kilter..

I am what is around me..

I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.

It is in your nature to destroy yourselves..

Things explain each other, not themselves..

I thought equality was non-negotiable..

You're never going to learn everything..

You'd never killed anyone. Then you had..

It implies a slight failure as a writer that you are reduced to being a ghostwriter for the money..

Let's go back, back to the Beginning..

Things don't exist until they exist..

I get sidetracked very easily..

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise.".