It is a common trait of primates to become submissive and even worshipful toward one who has the power to kill them..

Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients..

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

You pick people, and they pick you sometimes. It's especially great to connect with people you think you have nothing in common with..

I have never voted in my life..

Where there is no common power, there is no law.

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

In all cases where incidental powers are acted upon, the principal and incidental ought to be congenial with each other, and partake of a common natu….

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

As a storyteller I was influenced by the Moscow underground, where it was common to be apolitical..

My life so common it disappears and sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears..