It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make someth….

Theres my education in computers, right there; this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book..

They can only kill us once..

I loved working with Mandy Patinkin, I have to say..

Every thing is changing every minute..

Once the call of God comes to you, start going and never stop..

I've never been competitive with anybody but myself..

Sadly, God mentions no crowned nags in Proverbs..

What is not possible is not to choose..

You are here to experience life, not to escape from it..

You can see the computer age everywhere but in the productivity statistics..

Live constructively and live optimistically..

There's not a word in the Quran or the Hadith that requires that women cover their faces. To the contrary, the only requirement is that they uncover ….

Once you'd resolved to go, there was nothing to it at all..

Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container..

C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively..

Things have changed so much now. Everything is downloaded onto computers. I'm not a computer-savvy guy, but with downloading the movie industry has c….

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis..

Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good talks. But being considered the best speaker in the computer science department is like bei….

I've been through a lot as far as love..

There is no such thing, incidentally, as one kudo..