Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex..
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't he….
HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging..
A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless with his paragraphs..
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on..
I would like to host a show, something like travel or cooking or something like that, something I'm really interested in, and so I'm pitching a coupl….
Cooking for my family is always a pleasure when I'm able to do it. My favorite thing to make is really whatever my kids ask for on any given day. It'….
Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round..
The process of making music is more interesting to me than the end result. If I was a cook, I'd be more interested in cooking food than eating food..
Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner..
A wonderful bird is a pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Food enough for a week; But I'm damned if I see ….
A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality..
Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish, too much handling will spoil it..
I had a passion for cooking, and I was a very bad student..
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living..
I don't believe in inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. Some of the time you know you're cooking, and the rest of the time, you just do it..
Cooking can cure almost anything..
I do a lot of recipe creation. Translation: cooking tempting dishes that must be eaten..
Cooking (from scratch) is the single most important thing we could do as a family to improve our health and general well-being..
You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one..
How do they taste? They taste like more..