My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner..

I still cook at home. A lot of chefs I think don't cook at home. But I still do, I love cooking at home, I love having friends..

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved..

My mum and dad are pretty amazing chefs and they spent most of my childhood cooking really extravagant things for my sister and me..

So you can settle the fuck down. My mother used to say, "Primero comemos, entonces lo demás." That means, "first we eat, then we do everything else.".

Chinese cooking is noisy - a multitasking activity that requires constant vigilance. There is no downtime..

Comics seem to be cooking these days. It's like being a rock star..

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one..

If there is anything we are serious about, it is neither religion nor learning, but food..

Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you..

Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on..

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking t….

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't he….

I watch the Food Network with my kids. We - yeah, I - I - I generally don't admit that, but I love cooking..

I wish that food trucks could exist here in Chicago like they do in Brooklyn and in New York, where you're actually cooking off the truck..

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?.

I love food and I love everything involved with food. I love the fun of it. I love restaurants. I love cooking, although I don't cook very much. I lo….

Depending on where you live, cooking, sex and pooping are either 3 of life's pleasures or what kills you.

When I make a feast, I would my guests should praise it, not the cooks..

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy..

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex..