Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking t….

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't he….

I watch the Food Network with my kids. We - yeah, I - I - I generally don't admit that, but I love cooking..

I wish that food trucks could exist here in Chicago like they do in Brooklyn and in New York, where you're actually cooking off the truck..

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?.

I love food and I love everything involved with food. I love the fun of it. I love restaurants. I love cooking, although I don't cook very much. I lo….

Depending on where you live, cooking, sex and pooping are either 3 of life's pleasures or what kills you.

When I make a feast, I would my guests should praise it, not the cooks..

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy..

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex..

We saw farms go on the auction block while we bought food from foreign countries. Well, that's wrong..

The American does not drink at meals as a sensible man should. Indeed, he has no meals. He stuffs for ten minutes thrice a day..

You gotta have good olive oil. You should have a cooking olive oil and you should have a finishing olive oil, like an extra-virgin olive oil..

A soup so thick you could shake its hand and stroll with it before dinner..

I find cooking to be the one thing that relaxes me. I don't get to do it often . . ..

I'm obsessed with cooking shows, even though they make everything look so easy when it isn't..

I suspect he's sweet on Sophie and doesn't like to see her work too hard.' Tessa was glad to hear it. She'd felt awful about her reaction to Sophie's….

To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put wit….

I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade and making the salads and the….

The onion is the truffle of the poor..

A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm..