HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging..

FRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institution, a woman's kitchen. The frying-pan was invented by Calvin, and b….

One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. "Away with you," I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot..

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't he….

Cooking and baking are pleasures and I want everyone to be able to experience and share them..

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!.

I have lots of older siblings, and as they started to leave the house, I went from cooking once a week to twice, three times, and so on. After a whil….

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking t….

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities..

Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache..

My folks were farm people from Nebraska, so I like home cooking..

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one..

Always remember: If you're alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who's going to know?.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having ….

If there is anything we are serious about, it is neither religion nor learning, but food..

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans..

Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal..

Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see..

A measuring jug is also vital when cooking rice, as this is always measured by volume rather than by weight.

My mum and dad are pretty amazing chefs and they spent most of my childhood cooking really extravagant things for my sister and me..

I love home cooking, and I'm not a great one for fast food..