Take care to chop the onion fine..

Everything I touched in the kitchen turned out crappy, no matter how closely I followed the recipe or copied the cooking show..

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner..

To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put wit….

I suspect he's sweet on Sophie and doesn't like to see her work too hard.' Tessa was glad to hear it. She'd felt awful about her reaction to Sophie's….

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved..

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy..

I wasn't passionate about food until I'd been cooking for a while. I started long before food became part of the mainstream media. I just wanted to c….

Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish, too much handling will spoil it..

Perhaps he's in love with Agatha," she said. "I hope not. I intend to marry Agatha myself. She may be a thousand years old, but she makes an incompar….

The truffle is not a positive aphrodisiac, but it can upon occasion make women tenderer and men more apt to love..

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks..

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today..

I'm not sure I'd write a good cookbook, but I might make a good cooking show..

Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep..