Silence, that inspired dealer, takes the day's deck, the life, all in a crazy heap, lays it out, and plays its flawless hand of solitaire, every card….

He who seeks to terrify others is more in fear himself..

Always do something that requires you and your date to talk..

Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense..

All is One (Nature, God).

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I'm li….

I don't know why I write. The honest answer is that I don't have an answer. I wouldn't die if I couldn't write fiction. Actually keel over and die - ….

Nothing is invented and perfected at the same time..

I've never been in a barroom brawl in my life. I just don't do such things.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get….

Money buys everything, even true love..

Whether it's coming from FDR or it's coming from Ronald Reagan, if the idea is right for the times then we're gonna apply it. And things that don't w….

I don't really see myself as famous..

Knowledge come from looking around; wisdom comes from looking up..

When I was 18 I already had a business going..

I've never killed anybody... but I've definitely thought about it..

I just never really thought there could be something worse than death..

Why aren't you dead?" Will demanded..

None are so fallible as those who are sure they're right..

I would rather be respected than elected..

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?.