Do I feel famous? I feel more famous than I did 10 years ago, absolutely..

Don’t do your best, do my best..

You can never be happy until you understand why you're doing what you're doing..

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..

When we open ourselves you yourself to me and I myself to you, when we submerge you into me and I into you when we vanish into me you and into you I ….

Look, we're all saddled with things that make us better or worse. This world is a crazy place, and I've chosen to make my work about that insanity..

Some people have a taboo about doing advertising in the States. You know, where they kind of make their bread and butter. But to me, that's crazy..

When times change, so must we..

There's nothing that I buy that I don't wear..

...the more he did nothing, the less time he had to do anything..

We were all Romans once, I guess..

I've spent my life supporting myself..

You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks..

In a stage play, you kill the leads and they come out for a bow - in a movie, they don't come out for a bow, they're dead..

I only do what I like to do..

In the beginning, everything was even money..

I’m in love with everyone I’ve ever met in one way or another. I’m just a crazy, unhinged disaster of a human being..

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Say yes, Jenny. Promise you'll marry me. Promise you'll still be here, driving me crazy and loving me when we're little and old and surrounded by gra….

Life: I'll never understand it..