I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny..

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not go….

I was down in the sewer with some little lover..

Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational..

When going on a date with someone they met online, the number-one fear that straight women have is going on a date with a serial killer. The number-o….

Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her..

Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!.

I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door..

It's always fun to welcome new people into your life. When dating anyone or becoming friends with anyone who has a different profession, a different ….

Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse..

I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have….

Once you decide not to worry about that stuff anymore, dating and relationships and love and all that, it's like you're free to get on with real life..

Some burns," Clary said. "Nothing that matters" "Everything that happens to you matters to me." "Well that certainly explains why you haven't called ….

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I n….

I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not hold peopl….

Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction..

OR am I the only warlock you know?" "No... but you are the only warlock we know who happens to dating a friend of ours..

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me..

Normally if you're dating, you're looking for compatibility, and then the moment that there's incompatibility, you're like, "Well, swipe left on that….

Not dating is a choice, not a failure..

I think you should not limit yourself to dating somebody older or younger..