I'm dating a girl who's pretty levelheaded. She's a nurse. She's a real, normal girl. Which is what I need because my life isn't normal..
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks..
I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends..
Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge..
It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we h….
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed..
Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley..
I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearin….
Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who's dating who. Scandal is 1.2 million people living in tents in Haiti..
Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs..
All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that w….
I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party go….
I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating..
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap..
Shyness has laws you can only give yourself; tragically to those who least understand..
You are confronted with abysses of time that are, in a way, unfathomable. You see a painting in charcoal of raindeer and it was left unfinished and s….
Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her..
I always play women I would date..
Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything..
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me..
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?.