Dating black women will ruin your life.

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That….

I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people with respect. I've waited tables, and t….

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy..

What can go wrong will go wrong..

I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie. There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally..

Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might ….

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog..

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that w….

You have to have something to put your work in otherwise it's not valid.

I need a life outside of soccer. So I very much welcome, you know, new love interests and dating and friends and family..

Flustered, she replied, "You're not my - my - grandmother, or something." "You'd talk about this with your grandmother? I can't possibly imagine disc….

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible..

I won't talk about who I'm dating. Because it's dumb. It leads to nowhere good. I let everybody else in the media do that for me. It takes the respon….

Because even though you're dating five other women, I think I'm cheating on you..

I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration..

While I'm fine with you two dating and being happy, please try not to break his heart too much when the time comes..

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads..

I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman,….

I've lived my life again just telling it to you..

Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel..