I'm dating a girl who's pretty levelheaded. She's a nurse. She's a real, normal girl. Which is what I need because my life isn't normal..

You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don't go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relation….

Conflict is the basis of drama. I guess that goes back as long as time has existed as far as mankind is concerned, dating back to the Greek tragedies….

You don't take a picture, you make a picture..

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thoug….

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You….

The days passed, as they do, and life went on..

Donald Trump is the head of a global power..

I'm really not that confident!.

People are buying only one thing from you: the way the engagement (hiring you, working with you, dating you, using your product or service, learning ….

I don't like things that aren't true..

He went out with a variety of women, slept with some of them, hated the whole meaningless process. Drinks, dinners, plays and concerts and gallery op….

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever..

Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who's dating who. Scandal is 1.2 million people living in tents in Haiti..

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

The traditional selling models, methods, and techniques that most of us have been trained to use work best in small sales. For now, let me define sma….

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything i….

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it..