Be fruitful, and multiply..

Do not disturb. Already there..

That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..

It would be more honourable to our distinguished ancestors to praise them in words less, but in deeds to imitate them more..

I wouldn't go back and change anything..

What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..

No one is accountable anymore for anything..

It's always better to be underdressed..

Now is the only thing that exists..

My only fear is the unknown..

I've always thought that less was a lot more..

I like my life. It's good..

I usually get recognized for Spaceballs..

Better have a black face than be worried about black deeds..

What do we do now, now that we are happy?.

I invented my life because I wasn't pleased with it..

When something works for you, all you can do is cross your fingers and hope that it will work for someone else..

A sign that your good deed has been accepted is that you do more good deeds after it..

Distrust your religion unless it is cheerful, unless it turns every act and deed to music and exults in attempts to catch the harmony of the new life….

It doesn't have to be like that but mostly it is..

Once you'd resolved to go, there was nothing to it at all..