My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

Doctors are directly responsible for hooking millions of people on prescription drugs. They are also indirectly responsible for the plight of million….

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing..

For my second match it's pretty good..

When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker..

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot..

For many Americans, including many who are employed, going to the doctor when they fall ill or become injured may not be an option because of the abs….

Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Repu….

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror..

Success feeds confidence..

The only rule is there are no rules..

I say, doctors are the profiteers of death and unclaimed cadavers that were once inhabited by homeless and wondering poets!.

What Republicans want to do is to put doctors and patients and patients' families back in charge of people's health care rather than having pencil pu….

Well, doctor, and do I now act like a 'pink powder puff' ?.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die..

After that, work and hope. But never hope more than you work.

It's been important to cultures throughout history with the court jester and the witch doctor and the shaman - all preach the same thing..

Seeing twilight fall should be prescribed by doctors..

... certain people, such as shamans, witch doctors, practitioners of Eastern religions, New Age gurus or professors of the occult on university facul….

"I'm going over the valley." (Dying from throat cancer, his doctor found him wandering around his room, asked him where was he going?).