In love there is no because..

Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time, but they take th….

Recently, I was in Africa monitoring elections when right on the street, this guy started beating a woman. I got out of my car, pulled her inside and….

I actually wanted to be a doctor. But doing all those horrid rat dissections made me faint. I studied science till the 12th standard and later took u….

I've noticed that about your people, Doctor. You find it easier to understand the death of one than the death of a million. You speak about the objec….

Where's Lori?" he asked when he saw the nurse wasn't there. "She's not avoiding me, is she?" His grandmother slipped off her glasses, put down her bo….

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled..

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience..

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor..

Everything in life has its price..

Whatsoever is, is in God..

Our reliance on the physician is a kind of despair of ourselves..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

The English language may hold a more disagreeable combination of words than "The doctor will see you now." I am willing to concede something to the p….

I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother.

I know that if I feel any deprivation or fear [about money], the solution is to give. The solution is to go find some mothers on the streets of San R….

Most people don't like to be confronted with an actual fact-of-life because it's difficult to metabolize. A painting of a bowl of fruit is much easie….

Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer..

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!.

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!".