Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe.

Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..

What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

There was a time when He was not..

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food..

I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs..

He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy. "Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion. "Neither. He's a-- a-- a meat dog," said the girl..

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets..

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people..

I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home.

Abstraction and luxury are the guard dogs of the upper class..

Today my son and I went for a stroll and saw the sea lions and watched the sunset and played ball in the park with our dog..

And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the….

So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting..

Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it'….

Where once such devices were relegated to appropriate times, now they've become necessities. The other day I watched a kid come off the school bus li….

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot ….

Dogs with broken legs are shot; men with broken souls write through the night..

Success is never bad in Hollywood. It is what you do with success that will dog you..

I've been living in Portland for five months and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I probably won't really know for years because that's how it works….