It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak..

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir….

I liked the place I came from. But a lot of what I liked about it was that I had come from there..

If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may surv….

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends..

When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reason….

Dogs aren't like family members, they are family members..

When they [Democrats] running all these ads that are characterizing [Mitt] Romney as a rich, insensitive, out of touch, aloof nerd who loved having h….

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg..

Dogs are a gift to mankind. They are happy and joyful and loyal by nature. They are pure, positive energy and teach by example. That is all that's re….

The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?.

Walk some night on a suburban street and pass house after house on both sides of the same street each with the lamplight of the living room, shining ….

I have no dog, but it must be Somewhere there's one belongs to me-- A little chap with wagging tail, And dark brown eyes that never quail, But look y….

My dogs forgive anger in me, the arrogance in me, the brute in me. They forgive everything I do before I forgive myself..

You know the Model of your Car. You know just what its powers are. You treat it with a deal of care, Nor tax it more than it will bear. But as to sel….

The Water Babies "Young and Old" When all the world is young, lad, And all the trees are green; And every goose a swan, lad, And every lass a queen; ….

A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled. “Shoo,” Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand..

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits be….

I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire..

His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wa….