Born down in a dead man's town, The first kick I took was when I hit the ground, You end up like a dog that's been beat too much, Till you spend half….
Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of my colon is that important compared to pleasure. As….
The proportionality of what has happened to America because of unemployment and housing makes everything else look like a flea on a dog's ass..
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He didn't do it, He per….
Dogs should be called by names which are not very long, so that each may obey more quickly when he is called, but they should not have shorter names ….
You run an ad claiming that [Mitt] Romney is an absolute unfeeling, mean-spirited animal hater because in the example they gave he put his dog on the….
Sophie, my dog, is the high in the highlights of my life. Even through rain, snow, ice, and general laziness, she is the reason I smile when I wake u….
Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog.
Things are such that someone lifting a cup, or watching the rain, petting a dog, or singing, just singing - could be doing as much for this universe ….
The great, the rich, the powerful, too often bestow their favours upon their inferiors in the manner they bestow their scraps upontheir dogs, so as n….
And gold has no name, it licks the hand of anyone who has it: good dog!.
My dog and 'right hand man,' who recently passed, taught me that guardian angels and cycles tend to come in every form in the universe. He was 8 year….
dogs and angels are not very far apart.
I love my life, and I love the people that I'm connected to and I love my family and I love what I do, I'm passionate about performing and being onst….
The dog pranced delightedly around his feet as if he'd been gone to another planet instead of merely underneath a car..
the horse will always do right if he understands. This is very remarkable. It is true neither of human beings nor of dogs..
I am in flight from my story every day, and it dogs me like a faithful stray..
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!.
On a dog sled team, unless you're the lead dog the view never changes..
I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs..
I was three years old. I was messing with my grandparents' dog in Las Vegas, and he decided to pick me up by my head and run around the backyard with….