Trying to get today's Republicans to accept basic facts is like trying to get your dog to take a pill. You have to feed them the truth wrapped in a p….

My favorite figure of the American author is that of a man who breeds a favorite dog, which he throws into the Mississippi River for the pleasure of ….

I have seen your despatch expressing your unwillingness to break your hold where you are. Neither am I willing. Hold on with a bull-dog gripe, and ch….

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off t….

I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't go to bed, I pass out. The idea that I'd ge….

If you can sit quietly after difficult news; if in financial downturns you remain perfectly calm; if you can see your neighbors travel to fantastic p….

Having no purpose is the function of art, so somebody else can look at it and ask a question. Design is different - you're supposed to understand wha….

And I, a materialist who does not believe in the starry heaven promised to a human being, for this dog and for every dog I believe in heaven, yes, I ….

Whether or not we establish freedom rests with ourselves..

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals..

No one will ever touch Elvis.

Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on fire hydrants….

You can build an ordinary hot dog stand or you can build a spectacular one, and you can do it sometimes without that much difference in money - if so….

Better give your path to a dog than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. Even killing the dog would not cure the bite.

No person can comfort like a dog can..

People of the world, unite and defeat the U.S. aggressors and all their running dogs!.

I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot..

You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people t….

Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard..

My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at ….

Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory.