I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog….

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry..

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?.

I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree..

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby..

I'm afraid we'll see reporters stop chasing quotes around the same time dogs stop chasing cars..

The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and….

If you run across a dog driving, would you ever forget that? You could never forget that, that bump. It'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Imagi….

Even a dog knows the difference between being kicked and being stumbled over..

Dogs have always provided a special kind of love and companionship that I experience only some of the time with humans. They have a strong sense of c….

A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it..

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs..

For the time being I have seen enough of living things, of dogs, of men, of all flabby masses which move spontaneously..

Despots prefer the friendship of the dog, who, unjustly mistreated and debased, still loves and serves the man who wronged him..

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs..

First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexters Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the ….

I do not concern myself with my inability to feel such comfort amidst humans (other than with very few friends and family), but, rather, am simply th….

if you are a stepparent, rush right out and get yourself a dog. Because it's very nice to have someone in the house that loves you..

Without the shepherd's dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence..

Every species, human and subhuman, has some distinguishing mark, so that you can tell a man from a beast, or a dog from a cow..

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction..