The Rudderless World is not shaped by vague metaphysical Forces. It is not God who kills the Children. Not Fate that butchers them or Destiny that fe….

I'm getting fed up of living away from home so much. They look after you very well but it doesn't matter how well you're looked after, how nice the h….

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it beautiful? Yes, it's….

You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs..

I think I'm probably going to have more luck on tour, on the road, than I am at home, because as hectic as traveling can be, I have a little bit more….

Where are the dogs?" I asked. "At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He use….

Walking my dogs, playing with my kids - all of that is really good stuff to keep me centered..

In the night, I've shrunk and everyone else on the island has grown. They're all nine feet tall and men and I'm four feet and a child. Dove, too, is ….

I hung out with some crazy desert people. One guy was just walking around with only shorts on - he'd been walking with bare feet for the last two yea….

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener..

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence..

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to u….

He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog..

And not only did he learn by experience, but instincts long dead became alive again. The domesticated generations fell from him. In vague ways he rem….

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog..

I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes..

America's vulnerability comes precisely from its strength, its wealth, its power and its modernity. It's the usual story of the dog chasing its own t….

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on..

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors..

Dog is much admired by Man because he believes in the hand which feeds him. A perfect set-up. For 13 cents a day you've got a hired killer who thinks….