Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a….

And now I realize Lindsay's not fearless. She's terrified. She's terrified that people will find out she's faking, bullshitting her way through life,….

Roarke's brow cocked as he noted Casto take in the black satin that slithered over Eve's body. In the manner of men or unfriendly male dogs, Roarke s….

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it..

When describing nature, a writer should seize upon small details, arranging them so that the reader will see an image in his mind after he closes his….

I get to sit at home with the dogs on the sofa, record in a closet in the office, send them off and, if I'm lucky, make a million dollars..

If you look closely you can see that they are all interconnected, symbolic of a never-ending circle in which it is simply impossible for the dog to c….

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how….

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog..

There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there..

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?.

Jason Oliver C. Smith, a big dumb guy who was tan, died March 30 of lung cancer and old age. He was 13 years old and lived in New Jersey, Pennsylvani….

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so..

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to ….

The themes in my books, like in life, are about grace and redemption and you never know when they're going to show up and what form they're going to ….

At no point did the [Burns] committee conclude, or even attempt to conclude, an assessment of cruelty. Yet many bodies have erroneously quoted the Bu….

But it's still a coach's game. Make no mistake. You start at the top. If you don't have a good one at the top, you don't have a cut dog's chance..

Courage is like a disobedient dog, once it starts running away it flies all the faster for your attempts to recall it..

The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad..

I am often surprised by the cleverness, and now and again by the stupidity, of my dog; and I have similar experiences with mankind..

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young..