Right now, any opinion anyone has about whether dogs can or cannot really tell when their owner is coming home by some unknown means... nobody knows.….

We have learned to whittle the Eden Tree to the shape of a surplice peg, We have learned to bottle our parents twain in the yelk of an addled egg. We….

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me..

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!.

Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you b….

I'm interested in stories which insist on a dog fails-to-eat-dog kind of world. I hate misanthropy, want to believe that there's a possibility that w….

Children recognize me from Free Willy (1993), and their parents recognize me from Reservoir Dogs (1992). The kids are, like, "There's Glen!" and the ….

I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken awa….

There's a saying I always say, "A hit dog will holler." That means a hit record will take you wherever you want to go. I don't care if you're overwei….

Home is the place that goes where you go, yet it welcomes you upon your return. Like a dog overjoyed at the door. We've missed you is what you hear, ….

The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing..

He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog..

A good person will feel guilty even before a dog..

Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity..

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?.

US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less….

I did what sports were supposed to be like, and I was living in my car. So you know what, fine. I'm gonna talk a bunch of sh*t. I'm gonna pose in a c….

Some will protest that in a world with so much human suffering, it is something between eccentric and obscene to mourn a dog. I think not. After all,….

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total).

No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses..

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs..