Whether one was going to have a horse, or a dog, or a child, with that comes a great responsibility to raise them..

I wasn't even aware of the Year of the Family. I couldn't give a toss. These things - the year of the family, the year of the three-legged dog. I thi….

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing..

To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job..

One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this barbed wire fence and barking dogs around he….

All entertainment is an element of fantasy because you are seeing something that is not quite real. There is no such thing as reality TV. Reality TV ….

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails..

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary..

I've got different ideas of complete happiness. But one is being by myself out in a forest, completely happy. Another is walking with a dog in some n….

Every day is Christmas Day to a dog..

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car..

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us..

She never sat down in a car but stood, braced tense, facing the wind. Now and again she would turn her face toward me with an apologetic expression a….

It made her think of Laika, the dog. The man-made satellite streaking soundlessly across the blackness of outer space. The dark, lustrous eyes of the….

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet..

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog..

I couldn't imagine anything more horrifying than three middle aged men trying to pretend that 'Black Dog' is still significant. It's inappropriate..

My dreams tend to be like dog dreams. I'm usually so tired that I hardly dream at all. In a way, I do think that the zone one performs in - without g….

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles..

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding..

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy..