Wild dogs? Or just Clayton? -Nick Sorrentino (Bitten).

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away..

Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner, half drunk who thinks he owns the w….

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!.

All these sounds, the crowing of cocks, the baying of dogs, and the hum of insects at noon, are the evidence of nature's health orsound state..

Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. "Will you swear?" And Myrnin said, shockingly, "I will." And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords….

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years..

It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive..

For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there's no paparazzi trying to check that out..

I am a vegetarian because I realized that even little chickens suffer pain and fear, experience a range of feelings and emotions, and are as intellig….

I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well….

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into chan….

When I was a boy, my family took great care with our snapshots. We really planned them. We made compositions. We posed in front of expensive cars, ho….

There exists a creature which is perfectly harmless; when it passes before your eyes you scarcely notice it and forget it again immediately. But as s….

We Earth Men have a talent for ruining big, beautiful things. The only reason we didn't set up hot-dog stands in the midst of the Egyptian temple of ….

A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right..

Whether I was a character in WCW, WWE or The Longest Yard, you want to be able to - the best part about myself is that I have a very wide range of em….

Did you hear something, Nora?” Vee asked. “I thought I heard something.” “You definitely heard something,” I agreed. “Could that be … a dog fart I he….

Stop a minute, right where you are. Relax your shoulders, shake your head and spine like a dog shaking off cold water. Tell that imperious voice in y….

A good dog deserves a good bone..

Stepping to me? Yo, that's the wrong move. So what you on, hobbs, dope or dog food?.