My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a few laughs, especially when the do….

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs..

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. C….

He had as much fun in the water as any person I have known. You didn't have to throw a stick in the water to get him to go in. Of course, he would br….

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs..

The dog actors and the relationship they have with their trainers is one of the most beautiful things I've ever watched happen in front of me..

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two an….

I love the Bach Prelude No. 2 in C Minor and had that stuck in my head: why don't I put this on Imaginaryland? So I brought it to my friend Tom Griml….

You know if there is a rabid dog running around your neighborhood, you're probably not going to assume something good about that dog, and you're prob….

Let me start by saying that I do not enjoy nor relish the partisan role of attack dog. I never found any fun in that. I don't think it's constructive….

There's a reason cats were near deity in ancient Egypt. Dogs may be loyal, but cats are smart. This one must recognize our bond. You can take the cat….

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign..

Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty books as a Columbia profe….

A foolish dog barks at a flying bird.

No one here likes a wet dog..

It just kills me when people buy a dog when there are dogs in shelters. I still get emotional when I think of Karl sitting in that shelter. I wasn't ….

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known..

I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is ….

But, I do think, on a very simplistic level, that we can project onto dogs because they are so innocent. They don't come with a lot of baggage..

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I….

I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders..