The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind..

Almost any dog thinks almost any human is the Great Spirit, the Primal Creator, and the Universal Force Behind the Sun and Tides. What human can resi….

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wo….

I would have to go back to being a dog. I've called myself a dog for many years..

There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech.... A million voters with IQs below 60 have their ears glued to the radio. It t….

You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog..

I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.'.

Now it would be foolish and impossible to try and prevent the manufacture of films containing Canadian snow scenes; but there is no vestige of a doub….

The idea that leisure is of value in itself is only conditionally true. The average man simply spends his leisure as a dog spends it. His recreation….

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long..

My dogs are spoilt for sure. They are pampered pooches. But I love them so much! I guess all dogs need to be washed, but maybe blueberry facials aren….

What you need for breakfast, they say in East Tennessee, is a jug of good corn liquor, a thick steak and a hound dog. Then you feed the steak to the ….

A grateful dog is better than an ungrateful man..

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead..

I've learned from the past that it's important to recharge and get time in-between jobs, and if I can't get time in-between jobs then when I know I'v….

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman..

The point is to strip down, get protestant, then even more naked. Walk over scorched bricks to find your own soul. Your heart a searching dog in the ….

Great men have great dogs..

If we are devoted to the cause of humanity, we shall soon be crushed and broken-hearted, for we shall often meet with more ingratitude from men than ….

Hungry, you're a dog, angry and bad-natured. having eaten your fill, you become a carcass; you lie down like a wall, senseless. At one time a dog, at….

Love's Pestilence, and her slow dogs of war..