Patience puts up with those you'd like to put down.

We learn nothing by being right..

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly..

Ninety percent of everything is crap..

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..

The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match..

Do for yourself, for no one else will..

Life did not stop, and one had to live..

Telling someone they're wrong is not the same as leading or inspiring them to do what's right..

All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular..

All great acheivements require time..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..

Candleford Green was but a small village and there were fields and meadows and woods all around it. As soon as Laura crossed the doorstep, she could ….

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once..

Oh, I don't talk about God..

After that, work and hope. But never hope more than you work.

As we interpret ourselves differently, we also live ourselves differently..