That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

The Republicans are many things, but they're not dumb..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Believe what you want But don't dumb down what Jesus said..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

"You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just dumb.".

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette..

We're too smart to know there aren't easy answers. But we're not dumb enough to accept that there aren't better answers..

Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the governm….

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

No luck was dumb because luck was just another name for miracle..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..