It ain't enough to get the breaks. You gotta know how to use 'em..

Making mistakes is human ... repeating 'em is too..

I don't have any favourite lyrics. Honestly, all of them I love 'em to death - it's the same with songs. I don't have just one favourite lyric, I lov….

If we'd beaten 'em, I wouldn't be going out..

Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!.

Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up..

I make movies for money, exclusively for money..

I guess when people feel intimidated or they see something having success they steal it. I don't judge 'em for it but I'm starting to notice that..

I don't watch my films. I've seen 'em enough after cutting them and putting the music on. I don't ever want to see them again..

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade..

Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying ab….

I always call niggas fools for wanting to learn the hard way. When I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'em. When the blinds leading the blind. You ca….

Why do you think [Russians] hacked into our election? Because they have to make sure that Donald Trump got elected so that he could help them with wh….

If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’..

Laborin' man an' laborin' woman Hev one glory an' one shame; Ev'y thin' thet' s done inhuman Injers all on 'em the same..

My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other peopl….

I don't try to knock 'em out, I just know I will.

I think a newspaper should be provocative, stir 'em up, but you can't do that on television. It's just not on..

Most writers steal a good thing when they can, and when 'Tis safely got 'Tis worth the winning. The worst of 't is we now and then detect em, they ev….

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em..

Saddle your dreams before you ride em..