Hug your friends tight, but your enemies tighter ? hug ?em so tight they can?t wiggle..

For it's "guns this" and "guns that," and "chuck 'em out, the brutes," But they're the "Savior of our loved ones" when the thugs begin to loot..

These times are too progressive. Everything has changed too fast. Railroads and telegraphs and kerosene and coal stoves -- they're good to have but t….

Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I….

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions..

When people's ill, they come to I, I Physics, bleeds, and sweats 'em; Sometimes they live, sometimes they die. What's that to I? I lets 'em..

Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!.

Then she yelled after the girl, 'No, we haven't seen any bald 'uns all days. But yesterday seventeen of 'em went by. Arm in arm!.

Can't do it, simply cause underneath 'em is too ugly..

I'ma call my guns jumpers, cause my bullets just leapin to 'em..

I play DEA, CIA, FBI, LAPD; I got 'em all..

Let' em learn or let' em die.

You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape. Because as soon as one of 'em tries to climb out, the others pull….

There's just some kind of men you have to shoot before you can say hidy to 'em. Even then, they ain't worth the bullet it takes to shoot 'em..

I knew that I was going to do Westerns. I like 'em..

I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em..

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy..

If you see anyone from about sixteen to sixty-five and they’re male, shoot ’em. Kill every male you see..

Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself..

I've had women who move to the towns I'm living in, just pack up and move there, never even met 'em before, 'cause they heard I lived there..

Evie ” came his faint whisper “I’m going to your mother see…she’s got ’em to leave a back door open…so I can steal into ’eaven..