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Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every eulogy reminds me to deepen my dash, that place on the tombstone between our birth and our death.

When any young director gets hired by a studio to do a $125 million film based on a preexisting piece of intellectual property, they're climbing into the meat grinder. And what you're coming out with on the other side is a generic, heavily studio-controlled pile of garbage that ends up on the side of Burger King wrappers.

If I hammer my own thumb while doing some DIY, it's not nice, but it's not the end of the world. To care obsessively about similar levels of discomfort in animals seems to be a case of mistaken moral priorities.

Cooking can be rewarding when it is a choice and no longer the onerous duty of the housewife, and when a dishwasher can lighten the load at the other end of the process.

When you give everyone a voice and give people power, the system usually ends up in a really good place. So, what we view our role as, is giving people that power.

And I try to be as diplomatic as I can, but it always ends up being a psychodrama up there on stage.

I have not practiced saxophone since 1980. I mean, not one note. I do not pick it up in my house, and that's the end of it.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street.

Every choice you make has an end result.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.

Summer ends, and Autumn comes, and he who would have it otherwise would have high tide always and a full moon every night.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him.

A man must live like a great brilliant flame and burn as brightly as he can. In the end he burns out. But this is far better than a mean little flame.

Nor dread nor hope attend a dying animal; a man awaits his end dreading and hoping all.

One should not lose one's temper unless one is certain of getting more and more angry to the end.

People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the mind.

You that would judge me, do not judge alone this book or that, come to this hallowed place where my friends' portraits hang and look thereon; Ireland's history in their lineaments trace; think where man's glory most begins and ends and say my glory was I had such friends.

Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.

When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.