I'm not so weird to me..

When times change, so must we..

There's nothing that I buy that I don't wear..

...the more he did nothing, the less time he had to do anything..

We were all Romans once, I guess..

I've spent my life supporting myself..

You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks..

In a stage play, you kill the leads and they come out for a bow - in a movie, they don't come out for a bow, they're dead..

Bing Crosby said that Armstrong is "the beginning and the end of music in America," and he wasn't far wrong..

But a living is not a life..

I only do what I like to do..

Your either in or out. There's no in between..

In the beginning, everything was even money..

Music is only a means to an end - it is not the end. The concern is with the condition of man.

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Life isn't what it's like in the movies..

The incredible thing happens at the beginning of the story always, you notice, not the end. A Sherlock Holmes story is never a trick story..

Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about..

That's the thing about faith. It works..

There is no such thing as a quantum leap. There is only dogged persistence - and in the end you make it look like a quantum leap..