I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..
You spend your life getting walked on, you learn to recognize the tread..
Truth is independent of facts always..
Mend it, fix it, make do, or do without..
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
I wouldn't leave Disney to do Disney..
You got a problem?" "Aside from the fact that we are about to die? No. But I want to say thank you before it is too late..
You can't find what doesn't exist, but you can create it..
I never get recognised..
A marriage can go wrong at any time..
Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded..
Time did not compose her..
The fact that I’m silent doesn’t mean I have nothing to say..
Writers don't own their words. Since when do words belong to anybody. "Your very own words," indeed ! And who are you?.
There's nothing like a great piece of theater - a great performance in a great piece of theater..
Don't take yourself too seriously. And take yourself as seriously as death itself..
If you cast your supporting cast well, it should be seamless. You shouldn't even notice who's a big part and who's a small part. A good cast enriches….
The more things you own, the more they own you..
I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..
I see courage everywhere I go in Africa..
I'm as cruel as life. As cruel as love..