I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark..

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

I lived and languished..

How do they taste? They taste like more..

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….

In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added..

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

The simpler things are, the happier they are..

We manage to swallow flesh, only because we do not think of the cruel and sinful thing we do..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

Keep as near as ever you can to the first sources of supply—fruits and vegetables..

The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup..

Preserve and treat food as you would your body, remembering that in time food will be your body..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Because love, love never finishes..

I do what I do because I love it..