Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helme….

What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby said "Nah it's a football song. I….

If one day I go to a game and I don't feel I can win, maybe I don't go..

Few people get to earn a living at what they like to do and there are hazards in any profession. Football is something I was made for. I gave the gam….

The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game..

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle..

Ultra high speed slow mo..

Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only frie….

Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday. He can absolutely destroy a footba….

As the seconds tick down, Belgium are literally playing in time that doesn't exist..

I think (fantasy football) has become something that needs to be looked at in terms of regulation. Effectively, it's day trading without any regulati….

At the Argentina game, how would you have guessed that Darren Anderton would have gone off with cramp?.

The Dell will continue to be a hard place to go and take points..

I bet you like sitting at red lights..

The boys performance was so good that I've run out of expletives to describe it..

Everywhere I go now, people are like, 'That's the guy from 'Dancing With the Stars!'' It's pretty good that you're not just a football player but you….

All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland..

He lived in a fantasy world. There was not a day when he didn't add some Mickey Mouse story about a club that wanted him. First of all, he came in an….

Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago..

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherw….

You've got to play with that killer instinct, man. You've got to hate that guy across from you. Then after the game is over, tell him what a nice guy….