All I do is make photos. It's my life..

There are some things that you can work on immediately..

The most beautiful form of compromise is forgiveness..

I don't live to work; I work to live..

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves..

Presuasion is what you say immediately before you deliver your message that leverages your success tremendously..

Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool..

Reject every form of corruption..

Now everyone is prouder and poorer.

I do to others what they do to me, only worse..

Now is now. Are you going to be here or not?.

Everything we see is inside our own heads..

They memorize everything and learn... nothing..

In my day everything wasn't so PC..

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form..

God is good and I am always loved..

Where ever you are be all there.

You work for whatever you get in life..

I preferred to read than talk with the others..

Love never goes away; it just changes form..