More people have a fear of speaking than a fear of death. So at a funeral, most people would want to be the person in the coffin rather than the pers….

How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone..

Jesus ruined every funeral he attended including his own..

Honest listening is one of the best medicines we can offer the dying and the bereaved..

The death of every art form seems imminent at least once in every century; but while the very funeral arrangements go forward, some child is born who….

A president can be unpopular for good reasons. You know, I'm not always on the side that the people are right, for God's sake. But, you know, he's no….

I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life..

I was terrified of funerals..

People get way too much credit at funerals..

A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?.

Those who bequeath unto themselves a pompous funeral, are at just so much expense to inform the world of something that had much better be concealed;….

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?.

The actions of the police division today will be to assist the church for the funeral. We anticipate that a fairly large crowd will be outside the ch….

Thousands of people are being buried and no one attends the funerals,' said one of the soldiers. 'In peacetime it's the other way round: one coffin a….

We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed..

Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops that's ….

When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung..

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral..

Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things..

O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Where, indeed. Many a badly stung survivor, faced with the aftermath of some relative's f….

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more..