Conduct your triumph as a funeral..

If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists..

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of ….

Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals I can't stand..

... the introduction of the doctrine of polygamy was the first time in my life that I desired the grave, and I could hardly get over it for a long ti….

Man should ever look to his last day, and no one should be called happy before his funeral. [Lat., Ultima semper Expectanda dies homini est, dicique ….

As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, “Look, he's still moving!.

You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really are. And when….

Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping..

Man's last day must ever be awaited and none to be counted happy until his death, until his last funeral rites are paid..

I had been at the newspaper for a few months. It wasn’t regarded as the paper, it was their paper. There was a sense of community because they report….

I find too there are few Friendships in the World Marriage-Proof; especially when the Person our Friend marries has not a Soul particularly capable o….

he must deny his right to himself, and he must realize who Jesus Christ is before he will bring himself to do it. Beware of refusing to go to the fun….

My idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a fairly good time myself while doing so..

I remember from my father's funeral that the minister kept using a metaphor about life of a prism. And I took that away like a cherished image..

Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way to make sure that I wasn't traumatized….

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be..

Every funeral may justly be considered as a summons to prepare for that state into which it shows us that we must some time enter; and the summons is….

We are not content to pass away entirely from the scenes of our delight; we would leave, if but in gratitude, a pillar and a legend..

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...an everlasting funeral marches round your heart..