Quotes on Funniest Friends

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.