Quotes on Funny Aging

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to themselves that makes them ugly. The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. If you foolishly ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.

Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle, Old Age a regret.

He who is of a calm and happy nature, will hardly feel the pressure of age

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

Aging is not "lost youth" but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

We are always the same age inside.

All diseases run into one, old age.

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.